Sunday, December 21 @ 3:38 PM
The 10 Conyo-mmandments
The 10 Conyo-mmandments
1. Thou shall make gamit "make + pandiwa"
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore!"
2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "di ba" and "eh" in your pangungusap
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Ed di ba it's like, so ewwwst, di ba?"
"What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!"
"Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?"
3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga eh!"
"You're making me so inggit naman, I'll make bili nga my own burger."
4. When you are lalake, make parang punctuation "dude", "tsong" or "pare"
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare." (ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU)
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh."
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
"My bag is so bigat today, you know."
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!"
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or in Spanish
"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yeah! The air-con, it's like sira kase eh!"
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty the tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?
"Like OMG! It's like traffic sa EDSA."
"I know, right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
"I'm like, making aral at the Arrhneow!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
O diba, bongga!
grabbed from Renzo
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